2. Jesus fucking Christ that is TERRIFYING holy shit


  3. Ah, turns out we did get a couple of photo’s of me and Ned!


  4. That is amazing, please say that’s the wedding venue you chose

    Haha, yeah that would really be something. A bizarro nightmare wedding where instead of inviting friends and family we just get a bunch more creepy mannequins and say our vows in front of them all right there on the course. Ned Kelly could be the celebrant. (there was a Ned Kelly mannequin I forgot to take a photo of)

  5. mini golf was really weird tbh

  6. mini golf madness


  8. Dylan rankings: Bob>Duck>Squat>Crouch. And that’s not to say Crouch Dylan was bad, it’s just the others were even better.

  9. streeter:

    Are you the world’s saddest, loneliest person? Have I got a book for you!


  10. Nikki and I are are going up to Daylesford for the weekend because there’s a couple of potential wedding venues up there that we want to have a look at, BUT more exciting than that is the fact that the hotel I booked us into has a mini golf course attached to it, or next door or something, and as well as free wifi and a spa and whatever else we get with the room it also comes with FREE UNLIMITED MINI GOLF!! ‘Are you shitting me?’ I hear you scream at your computer, well how’s this, I’m not. It’s 100% real. The way I figure it, we play 20 or 30 rounds of mini golf and we’ve effectively negated the cost of the hotel room. We clock 50 games and all of a sudden we’re making a profit. Nikki, at this point in time, isn’t overly excited about the mini golf side of our weekend away, which is weird, but I know that once she gets a putter in her hand and the adrenaline starts pumping she’ll absolutely love it. ‘Is there any bigger thrill than free unlimited mini-golf?’ is a question not often asked because the answer is obviously no, there isn’t. I’ve been pinching myself ever since I made the booking on Tuesday night because I feel like I’ve somehow lucked out and landed the deal of a lifetime and honestly, I can’t wait.

  11. verylittlebird:

    gotta aim the world’s largest fart machine someplace


  12. "

    So the guy walks out of the men’s room and he’s, like, “Hey, bartender, I think your genie might be hard of hearing.”

    And the bartender’s, like, “No kidding. You think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?!”

    So the guy processes this. And he’s, like, “Does that mean you wished for a twelve-inch penis?”

    And the bartender’s, like, “Yeah. Why, what did you wish for?”

    And the guy’s, like, “World peace.”

    So the bartender is understandably ashamed.

    And the guy orders a beer, like everything is normal, but it’s obvious that something has changed between him and the bartender.


  13. No-one’s tagged me in that 6 selfies thing but I’ll still fucken do it, I don’t give a shit about the rules. Just wait.


  14. grumpysalmon said: You got kicked off the voice kids tonight and I'm not taking it well

    Firstly I want to thank you for your support during my amazing journey on the voice kids. Second off, do not weep for me, because even though my journey on this tv show has come to an end, the journey of the rest of my life has only just started. And thirdly of all, know this, I will never ever stop singing.


  15. gotitforcheap:

    how do people have their favourite tv shows in their about me sections. What the fuck went wrong in your life where “I love how I met your mother” is the third most important thing you want people to know about you

    (via gotitforcheap)