February 2012
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Aloe Blacc - I need a dollar
Goddamn this is a...
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Watchthemattsmith:
indieandyy:
Perth by Justin Vernon & The Roots
Vernon stopped by Late Night to jam w/ The Roots for the audience. Though I think it was really for themselves — the audience just happen to be there.
This is REALLY good, you guys.
Wow…
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i have excepted jesus crist as my lord and saver
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BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have found a way to genetically engineer cows so that their flesh is safe for consumption by vegetarians!
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“How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...”
– Kanye West
“Yes, they are. I’m Kanye West.”
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Jake & Amir are doing an AMA on Reddit →
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Queen, The Rolling Stones, Nirvana, The Beatles, Smash Mouth.
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“When they Tased her the second time, she just flopped out of the car like a...”
– Woman who cut in line at McDonalds drive through and wouldn’t move after the staff refused to serve her got what she deserved. Clearly.
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Shaun Micallef crosses to South-East Asian correspondent, Christopher Walken.
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“99. Horses can’t vomit.”
– 119 Amazing Facts For National Trivia Day
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My post the other day got quite a few reblogs by people who were as surprised as I’d been at how a New York Times article would just casually mention that the act of drinking horse semen was normal in both Australia and New Zealand, without providing any kind of reference or source material.
However, as a couple of people (thanks Erin) have since pointed out, the rumour wasn’t...
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“I should have enough money to have bodyguard, housekeeper and cook.”
– Gina Rineharts kids sound like total dicks
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January 2012
92 posts
“In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
– John Mulaney
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Good morning, on this day we become legendary
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Kramer vs. Skrillex
This is fantastic
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“The North American nine-banded armadillo tends to jump straight in the air when...”
– WHAT?!? Armadillos are crazy.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo)
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Armadillos have four babies at a time, always all...
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“The beat is only one half of a rap song’s rhythm. The other is the flow. When a...”
– Jay Z, Decoded
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Imagine if the whole internet exploded?
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“Dominic Gurruwiwi, a 22-year-old serving six years for bashing a man to death...”
– Darwin is like this weird little city just doing it’s own thing up there in the Northern Territory and all you ever hear about is bizarre shit like this happening. Seriously, wtf Darwin? Why is this guy only doing 6 years in low security for bashing someone to death with a plank of wood? and...
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Fat puns are my bread and butter. Here watch this, I just thought of it while I was driving home from work;
THIS TIMESLOT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!
Get ready for Australia’s new reality t.v heavyweights. From January 30 at 7pm we’ll see Channel 9’s ‘Excess Baggage’ pit some of our biggest celebrities in a battle of the bulge against Channel...
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Coconut Records West coast
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Did you know that the following sentence;
‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.’
is the only sentence in the English language that contains both a dog AND a fox?