January 2012
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Imagine if the whole internet exploded?
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“Dominic Gurruwiwi, a 22-year-old serving six years for bashing a man to death...”
– Darwin is like this weird little city just doing it’s own thing up there in the Northern Territory and all you ever hear about is bizarre shit like this happening. Seriously, wtf Darwin? Why is this guy only doing 6 years in low security for bashing someone to death with a plank of wood? and...
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Fat puns are my bread and butter. Here watch this, I just thought of it while I was driving home from work;
THIS TIMESLOT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!
Get ready for Australia’s new reality t.v heavyweights. From January 30 at 7pm we’ll see Channel 9’s ‘Excess Baggage’ pit some of our biggest celebrities in a battle of the bulge against Channel...
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Coconut Records West coast
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Did you know that the following sentence;
‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.’
is the only sentence in the English language that contains both a dog AND a fox?
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“Anonymous members are distributing a link that ropes internet users into an...”
– The Evil New Tactic Behind Anonymous’ Massive Megaupload Revenge Attack (via epicwinbook)
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Anonymous Goes on Megaupload Revenge Spree: DoJ,... →
nedhepburn:
Wow.
Nice
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Powderfinger - The Day You Come
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“For the entertainment industry to have this control over the internet…it’s like...”
– COLE STRYKER: I am not a hacker.
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i-have-rocket-legs:
Sometimes I’ll say “It’s so windy out”, but really I just said “It’s so indie out”.
nobody ever notices.
I say ‘nope a nintendo’ instead of ‘no pun intended’ and hardly anyone’s ever picked up on it.
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A SNACK called Nuckin Futs will go on sale after a... →
In a five-page legal document, which catalogues the history of controversial product names, Mr White argued the words “f..k” or “f..king” were “now part of the universal discourse of the ordinary Australian”.
In what will be surprising news to absolutely nobody, Australians don’t give a fuck about swear words.
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acqua-profonda replied to your post: Imagine how funny it would be to buy someone an…
happy birthday
Whoops sorry, it’s not my birthday(but thanks!). I was just thinking about how funny it would be to actually give someone a set of encyclopedia’s as a joke present. Like ‘Here, have this set of books that weighs about 20kg and you need to find room for in your house that...
Imagine how funny it would be to buy someone an encyclopedia britannica for their birthday
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“I look at like old furniture because I wanna decorate my crib. Pianos. There’s...”
– I am telling you! Kanye West circa 2004 is virtually no different than Kanye West circa 2010. (via oneweekoneband)
Ditto.
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thinkofsomethingsnappy replied to your post: Azealia Banks - 212 Antlers, The - I Dont Want…
you should vote for niggas in paris 9 times
Or eleven.
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Alexander Ebert - Truth
Azealia Banks - 212
Antlers, The - I Dont Want Love
Antlers, The - Putting The Dog To Sleep Beirut - Santa Fe
Beirut - East Harlem
Bon Iver - Holocene Bon Iver - Michicant Bon Iver - Perth Bon Iver - Towers Drums, The - Money Emma Louise - Jungle
Friends - I’m His Girl Frenzal Rhomb - When My Baby Smiles At Me I Go To Rehab Grouplove - Itchin’ On A Photograph...
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“I am watching Lil Wayne as he adjusts his fitted cap, which is a whopping size 8...”
– The PRR guy meets Lil Wayne and describes the coolest fucking hat ever
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FOR SOME REASON DUBSTEP IS REALLY SATISFYING ON...
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Paul McCartney’s new album is called ‘Kisses On The Bottom’
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There was a HUGE gap between the time when I first started listening to rap and when I finally figured out that when rappers say “Shy City” they’re talking about Chicago.
*Chi-city
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kanye wes anderson
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“North Korean citizens, who did not take part in the mourning ceremonies for the...”
– Interfax reported January 11
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Middle aged men with frosted tips
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