December 2010
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JOKE ALERT!!
Just a heads up everyone, if you happen to be catching up with anyone during the next three days, it’s the perfect time to unleash the classic joke of saying ‘See you next year!’ instead of just a normal goodbye. ‘See you next year’ sounds like it will be aaaages until you see someone again but IT’S ONLY FOUR DAYS UNTIL 2011!! HILARIOUS! lololol!1
Also,...
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Schrödinger's Pants.
platitudeproblem:
If you think about it, everyone is simultaneously wearing and not wearing pants until a door is opened.
(co-credit to Josh for helping me establish this theory.)
This is the kind of joke where, if you understand it and think that it’s funny, you want to be friends with the person who made it as well as anyone else in the world who also gets it and thinks it’s...
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“Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood...”
– The opening sentences from this article about Vaginal Steam Baths.
You’re welcome.
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Hypotheticals that aren't even.
IF I was at the bar that is 50 metres from the front door of my house (Geebung - what?) on a Sunday afternoon getting blitzed with my old friend Saint Nick (Dzian - what?) but instead of sticking around and practicing being handsome near females in the hope that etc. etc. I left with said Nick and went back to my house to continue drinking but replaced other humans with Street Fighter 4 on PS3 and...
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Earlier this week, in an essay that drew a deluge...
You can read the whole article here;
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/12/22/does-god-exist-ricky-gervais-takes-your-questions/
I think Rickys answer to the question ‘What will you be doing for Christmas?’ is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.
Q - What will you be doing for Christmas?
Ricky - Eating and drinking too much with friends and family. Celebrating life...
monsterpussy asked: What chu doin' for xmas/nye boyo?
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CIA sets up Wikileaks Task Force. They're calling... →
OMG. ‘WTF’ LOL!
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“JUST THE TIP”
– Title of a new book I’m writing about Icebergs and awkward sexual encounters.
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Ricky Gervais - Why I'm an Athiest →
I’m not saying I agree with everything Ricky says here, but I’m also not saying I don’t not disagree with it…
…And so did the gifts of my new found atheism. The gifts of truth, science, nature. The real beauty of this world. I learned of evolution – a theory so simple that only England’s greatest genius could have come up with it. Evolution of plants, animals and us...
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
Alopecia: the ultimate costume party back-up plan.
Genius
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welovetriplej:
Jonathan Boulet - You’re A...
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FREE JULIAN ASSANDWICH!
*With any other Sandwich purchased of equal or lesser value
(Sign I will be taking to todays rally)
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Dear Megan Gale & Scarlett Johansson,
I know this must be a tough time for both of you.
I just want you to know that I’m here if you need me. For anything.
Seriously.
Joel.
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“I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about...”
– Frank Costanza
Festivus - The Airing Of Grievances
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Built to Spill (80)
Bombay Bicycle Club (25)
Manchester Orchestra (18)
Kanye West (13)
Kanye West Ft. Big Sean, Beyoncé & Charlie Wilson (2)
Imported from Last.fm…
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Modest Mouse - Heart Cooks Brain
On the way to...
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dustbowldance:
Manchestra Orchestra - Now That...
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Happiness is a warm pun.
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Stereotyping You By Your Favorite Album of 2010 |... →
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The Julian Assange 'Rape' Charges →
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336846/WikiLeaks-founder-Julian-Assange-pictured-Swedish-blonde-raped-hours-later.html
This article is pretty well written. It outlines the details that have been made public regarding the charges Julian Assange is currently being held for.
Based on the circumstances as described in this article, the whole thing seems extremely suspicious. It will be very...
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“As is well known, Mr Assange is an Australian citizen.
We therefore call upon...”
– Open letter: To Julia Gillard, re Julian Assange (via indefensible)
Also this.
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`The truth will always win’ - Julian Assange... →
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange wrote this Op-Ed for The Australian today
This is important and you should read it.
http://blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/mediadiary/index.php/australianmedia/comments/julian1/
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Today I was Driving Home From Work
Traffic was pretty heavy and I was waiting to make a right hand turn through an intersection, the lights had cycled through a few times before I got anywhere close and then finally I was close enough that I might make it through on the next cycle but then the cars in front all seemed to take off slowly and I realised I wasn’t going to make it. I would have to wait a whole ‘nother cycle...
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Triple J 2010 Album Poll →
Just did my short list for this. In no particular alphabetical order here are my fav albums from this year.
Angus & Julia Stone - Down The Way
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
Band Of Horses - Infinite Arms
Black Keys, The - Brothers
Darwin Deez - Darwin Deez
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Little Red - Midnight Remember
Midlake - The Courage Of Others
National,...
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