December 2011
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No one will be born or die on Dec. 30, 2011, in... →
Weeks ago I scrolled down my tumblr dashboard past a post of a youtube video which was titled ‘Tom Cruise Running’. I assumed the video would be a mashup of Tom Cruise running in various movies. I grinned because I could picture it in my head, he always runs so fast, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tom Cruise jog. It went for about 2 minutes, I didn’t watch it though. I...
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Hey little thing let me light your candle cos amammanashaw nahannana ganana!
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I just watched Videogums ‘The Best Viral Videos Of 2011: A Retrospective’. Something they also did for 2010 & 2009. It was a nice little stroll down internet nostalgia lane.
Something I noticed though was the increase in the number of viral videos referenced in each retrospective. 2011 had 79, 2010 had 57 and 2009 had just over 20. Which I guess isn’t really surprising but...
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welovetriplej:
In 1989 triple j was the only...
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“Hey, listen to this, Uncle Leo broke up with his girlfriend because of the bit I...”
– Jerry
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Scene - 8.25am, 21st December 2011 - Joel parks his car, a 2001 Nissan Pulsar - beast of a thing, 4 cylinders of raw power - he steps out and sees his co-worker walking towards the office looking stressed.
Joel: What’s up man?
Michael: Lots. Too much actually, I’m not ready for this to be the last day of the year.
Joel: Damn dude, sorry to hear that. As for me… *puts on...
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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times... →
pfft, lightweight.
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Sarah: We decided on this one because, like an asshole, I moved to Los Angeles, leaving Noah behind in New York. I don’t know how he bears it, being in The Greatest City In The World without me. My goodness, I miss New York. I wish there were a t-shirt that could express how much I heart NY. But, here I am, living in one of the drive-iest cities on the planet, which is not conducive to my Drunk...
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“There are things one loses in giving up God, and they are not insignificant....”
– Good Minus God: The Moral Atheist - NYTimes.com
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Emma Louise - Jungle
Great track by Brisbane...
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“God is dead but my hair is perfect.”
– Bernard-Henri Lévy
Amen.
Video of me after last nights lasgna →
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nighttimemilk replied to your post: I’m reading a lot of ‘Best’/‘Worst’/‘Anything’s’…
Is there a list of best best lists of 2011, or would the sheer grammar of the title turn people off?
I’m pretty confident that it either does or will exist. I don’t think dodgy grammar has ever gotten in the way of anything becoming a thing on the internet. It’s certainly never stopped me!
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I’m reading a lot of ‘Best’/‘Worst’/‘Anything’s’ of 2011 year end lists/round-ups/summaries/etc. because I guess that’s what every single blog/news website/online media outlet has to publish this time of year, which is fine because they’e easy to read and it’s kinda fun to look back on all the music/movies/trends/memes/things that have come and gone in the last...
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The words had gotten hard to read, blurred as they were by the tears in his eyes. It took him 3 tries to finish the last page but eventually he managed. He closed the book, Ben Cousins: My Life Story and then let it drop from his hand to the floor below where it lay amongst a sea of empty VB cans. They had helped him make it to the end, a reading mans beer if ever there was one.
All of a...
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I just had this little epiphany or like… moment of clarity or whatever where I realised how much harder my life would be if nobody had ever invented the microwave. It kind of took my breath away. Just the thought of all the actual cooking required to make real food rather than just bunging it in the microwave for a couple of minutes… scary. I don’t ever want to accidentally get...
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