February 2012
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They all got really hot and flushed, from the sugar I guess. Tommy won, polished off 3 whole packets, Paul was only half a Tim Tam behind at the finish line. Joe was done after the first packet but he smashed a whole 2 litres of milk to make up for it. Joe and Paul both spewed afterwards. Tommy is rock solid but having some mild heart palpitations.
Everyone just got diabetes
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a dubstep themed porno called “WANGARANG”
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“Social distance can cause a 55-year-old climate change sceptic with a job and a...”
– This news.com.au article by Claire Connolly on ~trolling~ was ‘OK’ i guess, or at least it was better than I first expected for a news.com.au article about internet trolling… but the comments section from her accompanying piece in The Punch could be considered a much more...
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bmichael:
There’s more temporal/causal confusion.
It’s just another moment / When one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame / And I’ll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after I do this / With last night’s lingerie in my purse
This bit displays a serious misapprehension of how time or narrative works. It’s another moment that may lead to her doing the walk of shame to a...
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Duncan The Crab
My mum emailed me this joke the other day. I was rolling my eyes as I read the build up because it’s mad corny but the punchline still made me laugh, despite the fact that I’d already decided I was too ~cOoL~ for it. So here you go.
Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until...
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If you try to say the alphabet without moving your...
I got to F and started laughing because I realised how ridiculous it was. Just me sitting by myself with my laptop, making this weird fucking noise over and over again trying to keep my lips and tongue perfectly still. It was like the internet got me with one of those ‘See if your hand is bigger than your face’ jokes.
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Summer Is Done With Us - Palms
Formed from the...
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Lay It Down
Great track from Sydney band The...
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Anyone looking for a job? →
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The official AFL website got hacked the other day with the message “DEMETRIOU IS EDDIES BITCH”.
Which is embarrassing for them or whatever but who even cares anyway.
What amazes me about this whole story is that there is an AFL fan passionate enough to want to share that particular message, who actually has the technical ability and hacking skills to do it.
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
Drowning is your body’s way of saying “I’m too wet”
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.”
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The video clip for MIA’s new song Bad Girls is really awesome as long as you watch it on mute
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What I learned today:
Lewinsky alleged that between November 1995 and March 1997, she had nine sexual encounters with then-President Bill Clinton that, according to her testimony, involved fellatio, cunnilingus, anilingus on Clinton, and other sexual acts in the Oval Office, but that none of them involved sexual intercourse.
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The side of your laptop where the little fan blows out really hot air is a bad place to accidentally leave your beer for 5 minutes
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“Right now, what I’m excited about is trying to create a kind of a cultural...”
– Nicolas Cage is fucking mental
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“It’s not that Chris Brown is categorically unforgivable. It’s more that he’s no...”
– VICE on Cord’s Chris Brown post.
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When the Grammy’s were on the other day I read, skimmed and completely ignored a whole shitload of Grammy related stuff because everyone on the internet has an opinion and that’s just what you get when awards shows are on these days which is FINE, I wouldn’t have it any other way because yo, computers, I love them, I need them, I kick it with them a lot.
BUT! amongst all the...
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